Episode VI: return 0; For the past three years the Rebels have been lying low, amassing a great number of programmers they have found on forums. Mr Bouncy has decided that Mock'Teeth might be helpful because Chalkbacca can't remember the password for the laptop. Rather than actually going to Melma's Diner in person, he has sent an email bargaining for Mock'Teeth's life... Act I Scene I: In Melma's Diner, the IT consultant recieves an email. It instructs him to give it to Melma himself. IT consultant: Dey Melma wanka? Melma: What did you just call me? IT consultant: Melma wanka. Melma: I quite like that actually... call me it more often. What do you want? Has my shipment come in yet? IT consultant: Not quite, wanka, you have in fact received an email! Melma: On screen! IT consultant: *Sighing, he brings up the email.* Melma: *Reading* Hey Melma, I know that Mock'Teeth dropped a load, but hasn't he already paid his debt to everybody? If you think he hasn't, then I'd like to make you an offer you would find most profitable. I have the codes to the EU butter mountain, and within 2 weeks, you could have 200 tonnes of unused food products available to you. All I ask in return is that you return Mock'Teeth. H4><0r 2 F47z0r, Bouncy... IT consultant: Wanka? Melma: Well as much as I would lurve that food, I'm afraid I have to be evil and keep Mock'Teeth, even if I do hate his whining. IT consultant: OK then, should I let you know when Bouncy arrives? Melma: Stop reading ahead. IT consultant: Ok *Walking off* Wanka. Act I Scene II: After closing time, Mr Bouncy has got impatient and walks through the doors to the diner. Cleaner: Hey, it's past closing time, you can't come in here. *Mr Bouncy suddenly drops to the floor, seemingly dead. The cleaner walks over to him, suspiciously edging closer until...* Mr Bouncy: Eat that! *Pointing at a jar of pickled onions.* Cleaner: What?! *Mr Bouncy kicks him in the chest and then punches him unconscious. He then ties him up with a data cable.* Mr Bouncy: He got too involved with his work! IT consultant: *Walking into the diner from the back room* Actually, the humerous comment to make would be that he got tied down by his work... Mr Bouncy: Shutup you! *Mr Bouncy pulls a brand new ergonomic keyboard out of his bag.* Mr Bouncy: Prepare to die! *He can't remember where the Insert key is on this ergonomic keyboard.* Mr Bouncy: Keep on preparing! *The IT consultant punches Bouncy in the face, he stumbles to the floor, his keyboard flies out of reach. Mr Bouncy reaches out his hand in the direction of the keyboard...* IT consultant: The force is not with you! *He punches Bouncy once more, knocking him unconscious.* Melma: *Walking into the diner from the back room.* Good work, er... Mr... IT consultant: Williamson. Melma: Mr Williamson indeed. Take this man into my office and clothe him in a disgustingly revealing attire! Mwahahaha! Williamson: If that would please you, wanka. Melma: T'would indeed, t'would indeed. *Williamson walks off, dragging Mr Bouncy.* Williamson: I really didn't expect to have to come up with humerous comments and have to dress failed heroes when I applied for this job... Act I Scene III: The next day Yeiga walks into the diner with Chalkbacca. Yeiga: *Ordering a meal.* I'll take the boiled hen and stir fried potatoes please. Chalkbacca: Yeah, I'll have a... *Fingering through the menu.* Fried turkey and potato wedges please. Waitress: Right, *Under her breath.* Two chicken and chips... *Again to Yeiga and Chalkbacca.* That'll be £3.40 please. Yeiga: Do you accept American Express? Waitress: No. Yeiga: Damn, we'll just have two waters then. Waitress: OK then. *She walks off. Yeiga signals to Chalkbacca and he follows after the waitress.* Chef: Hey, idiot, you not allowed in kitchen, yeah? Chalkbacca: Could you just get me a non-alcoholic beer please? Chef: Crazy idiot. *He walks over to the fridge labelled non-alcoholic beer and opens it.* Chef: Mamma mia! Is man in fridge! *Chalkbacca knocks out the chef and shuts the door. He runs to Mock'Teeth.* Chalkbacca: Come with me, we need to get you somewhere until your eyesight returns. Mock'Teeth: But I can see just fine! Chalkbacca: No! You're suffering from hibernation sickness, your eyesight will return in time. Mock'Teeth: But I can see! *Chalkbacca holds up a hairy hand.* Chalkbacca: How many fingers am I holding up? Mock'Teeth: If your hand wasn't so hairy I'd be able to tell. *Chalkbacca grabs Mock'Teeth and runs out, Yeiga springs up and they are just about to escape when Williamson moves to block the door and pulls out a gun.* Williamson: To the back room, now! *The rebels realise their danger and walk to the back room, where they see Mr Bouncy dressed in a mere bikini.* Mock'Teeth: Oh god I wish I was blind! *To Melma.* You're sick! Melma: Hahaha! That is just one of the facets of my overall disgustingness. Williamson: Yes indeed Wanka. Melma: Now, for your punishment... I think I'll either stir fry you or feed you to the rancor. Director: We don't actually have a rancor... Melma: Are you stupid? Do you think I'd actually feed someone else? Hell no, I'll eat 'em. Olawalando: Oh no you wont! Melma: Seize him! *Olawalando is seized.* Olawalando: This is coz I is black, innit! Yeiga: Of course it is, it wouldn't be because you posed a threat to them? Olawalando: Hush ya mouth bitch. *Yeiga slaps Olawalando.* Melma: Ho ho ho! Your infighting will tenderise your meaty flesh! Mr Bouncy: Can we just go and get eaten? I'm really embarassed in this thing. Melma: Ho Ho Ho! I like your always say die attitude! *Director indicates a 'cut' to the camera man.* Melma: Why did you cut? Director: Because this is completely boring, we want to get on to the next part. Mr Bouncy: Yeh, hurry up already. Act I Scene IV: The Rebels have been taken to an industrial deep fat frier, and are on an unbelievably slow moving mechanism, and they aren't even tied down. They are in fact stationary because they are walking in the opposite direction. Melma: Speed up the treadmill! They'll soon build up too much lactic acid to carry on! Ho Ho Ho! Williamson: Yes, oh almighty wanka. *He speeds up the treadmill, the rebels are now lightheartedly jogging.* Mock'Teeth: *Panting.* Bouncy ... plug in ... keyboard ... slow down ... can't cope ... *Mr Bouncy plugs in his keyboard and slows the treadmill down.* Mr Bouncy: Now how many treadmills are designed to take an input from a keyboard, and why did I have to use the keyboard? Blubba Fat: No!!! *He runs towards Mr Bouncy.* Mr Bouncy: But we're allies! *Blubba Fat remembers all too late, just as he remembers all too late that his jet pack is decorative. He plunges to his death.* Williamson: NOOOO!!!!! Melma: Ho Ho Ho! He was only a second-rate mercenary, but he'll make a first-rate first course! Williamson: Wait a second, why do I care? Melma: Speed up the treadmill! *Upon hearing this Mr Bouncy takes out his keyboard again and runs towards Melma.* Melma: Stop him! Williamson: Make your mind up! *Mr Bouncy wraps his keyboard cord around Melma's neck, when he has tied it around, he presses CTRL + ALT + INSERT and the wire straightens, decapitating Melma. 3 of his chins fall to the ground with his head, while 2 remain on his shoulders.* Williamson: My source of income!! *Williamson runs towards Yeiga, Olawalando, Mock'Teeth and Chalkbacca, Mr Bouncy slows the treadmill to a halt, causing the rest of the rebels to run forwards, straight past Williamson and off the treadmill. He goes to speed up the treadmill.* Yeiga: Wait!! He could join us and help our cause! Williamson: Yeah! Please! I'm 1337 with a laptop, and I can write in Pascal! Mr Bouncy: I can write in Pascal too. Williamson: We could be the best of friends. Mr Bouncy: I was actually thinking along the lines that we don't need another Pascal programmer. Williamson: I can also write in FORTRAN!!!! Yeiga: That's perfect, we've been needing a new FORTRAN programmer since our last one was disintegrated. Mr Bouncy: *Cough* Not Star Wars. Yeiga: Ah yes, the last one turned to the OOP for assistance, we had to let him go. Williamson: I see. Yeiga: Well I've got to be in House I by this afternoon, so I'll catch you later. Mr Bouncy: And I have to go and see Yoga when he.. wait a moment... I'm very confused. Yeiga: Just come with me and we'll all go to House I to discuss our plans to defeat Microsoft and destroy MainFrame.net !!! Mr Bouncy: There's a new MainFrame? Yeiga: Oh, I forgot to tell everybody, yes there is a new MainFrame, and rather than calling it MainFrame v2, they've called it MainFrame.net. Mr Bouncy: *Gasps* It must be a completely new idea!! Yeiga: That's exactly what they want you to think. Mr Bouncy: Then there's no time to lose, we must destroy MainFrame.net!! Act II Scene I: The entire rebel alliance has convened at House I for a house party, only to discover that it was in fact a meeting to discuss the destruction of Microsoft. Martin Terence: Where's the beer? Yeiga: There is no beer, this is a meeting. Barry Joseph: No beer? Yeiga: No beer, no alcohol, no music and no attractive women. Martin Terence: You're not that bad. Yeiga: I'm not that female. *The gatecrashers run out. Yeiga walks up to the platform.* Yeiga: Friends, Romanians, countrymen, lend me your input devices. *Everybody laughs in a surprisingly geeky way.* Yeiga: We are gathered here today to discuss our battle plan against the evil Microsoft. To present our current battle plan is Mr Bouncy. *Mr Bouncy steps up to the platform and suddenly bursts out with laughter.* Yeiga: What are you laughing at? Mr Bouncy: I just got your joke in your opening speech, Romanians, input devices, classic. Yeiga: Yes... Mr Bouncy: Well anyway, here is our plan. I've drawn it on a scrap of paper because I couldn't get my Firelink to work. The basic idea is that a team of people goes into the jungle... Yeiga: Jungle? Mr Bouncy: Sorry, the urban jungle that is the city in which Microsoft is based, so they go there and they destroy the memory banks of MainFrame.net, which is now 60% hardware. Wej Antimony: But- Mr Bouncy: Stop talking before you make a fool out of yourself. Wej Antimony: Right... Mr Bouncy: Well what is it? Wej Antimony: You didn't want me to speak!! Mr Bouncy: Just tell me what your problem is. Wej Antimony: Well, I was wondering how we'd get our X-Wings into the city in question without Microsoft knowing. Mr Bouncy: You've really excelled yourself this time. Rather than using interstellar space craft to get in we will look slightly less conspicuous by going in on the bus. Then when we're there, a team of hackers will need to disable the security measures inside the Microsoft Headquarters. Many hackers tried to get the plans for the MainFrame, but they didn't, so the strike team will have to try to get to the MainFrame disguised as agents. Yeiga: I wonder who we found crazy enough to pull that off... Mr Bouncy: Any volunteers to be in the strike team? Wej Antimony: I- Mr Bouncy: No, anybody else? Mock'Teeth: Sure, I'm up for a bit of criminal damage. Chalkbacca: Count me in too. Luke Skywalker: I'm with you too. *The director shoots Luke Skywalker. The bullet goes through Luke, ricochets off a wall and hits Williamson, who collapses to the floor, Bouncy rushes up to him.* Williamson: Bouncy, tell my wife and kids I love them. Mr Bouncy: You don't have a wife or children. Williamson: Then make sure my dog gets a good owner. Mr Bouncy: You don't have a dog. Williamson: ... Feed my goldfish ... Mr Bouncy: And what goldfish would those be? Williamson: Buy me one, and feed it well... I'm dying... Mr Bouncy: Could you make it quick, we're trying to have a meeting. Williamson: The secret to programming is... Mr Bouncy: Is...? Williamson: ... de .. de .. debugging. *He dies.* Mr Bouncy: Fine last words for a programmer, 'Debugging'. Anyway, back to business. Volunteers? Yeiga: I'll come too. Mr Bouncy: But I thought you thought it was a crazy idea... Yeiga: I have to come along, I'm a main character. Wej Antimony: Does that mean- Yeiga: No, you're not a main character, so shutup, you can't come. Wej Antimony: But loads of characters in your strike team aren't main characters! Mr Bouncy: Oh yeah? Who? Wej Antimony: Nobody thought to give them names, they're just extras! Yeiga: Pathetic excuse, but we'll let you come just because we probably should, you might need to save us at some point. *She looks at the camera and winks* Wej Antimony: Yeah!! Act II Scene II: Mock'Teeth is looking at the Ph4lcon, as Olawalando opens it and gets in. Yeiga walks up to him and puts her hand on his shoulder. Yeiga: Something wrong? Mock'Teeth: I'm just wondering if I'm gonna see her again... Yeiga: Hey, is that my laptop he's got? Is he hotwiring your car?! Mock'Teeth: Hey! I never said he could have her!! *They rush over to get to the Ph4lcon, but Olawalando speeds away.* Mock'Teeth: SHIT!!! My car!! My beautiful car.... Yeiga: If it's any consolation, my laptop was worth more than your car. Mock'Teeth: What kind of consolation is that?! Yeiga: Well If it's any consolidation, I'll buy you a new car. Mock'Teeth: I love you. Yeiga: You do?! Mock'Teeth: Wait a second, this love storyline isn't really working. Yeiga: Just shutup and kiss me. *They move to kiss, but C-3PO rushes in to interrupt.* C-3PO: Sir!! I'm here to interrupt you! Bye! *C-3PO leaves.* Yeiga: I said kiss me bad boy! Mock'Teeth: Nah, he really spoiled the mood just now. Yeiga: I'd seek revenge on him if he existed... Act III Scene I: The rebels are about to catch a bus to the facility which houses Mainframe.Net. Bus driver: People boarding bus please state destination, code clearance and cargo. Yeiga: The café opposite the large anonymous building, blue, no cargo. Mr Mavis: (On radio) Do they have a code clearance? Bus driver: It's an old one, sir, but it is my favourite colour. *Mr Mavis breathes heavily.* Bus driver: Sir? Mr Mavis: (On radio) Let them pass. *The rebels get onto the bus, brandishing weapons of general overall destruction.* Mr Bouncy: Aren't we meant to be disguised as agents? Yeiga: Oh yeah, here's your shades. *Yeiga distributes sunglasses among the strike team. They put them on.* Bus driver: Café opposite the large anonymous building! Yeiga: Thanks! Move out! *The rebels file off the bus and they turn to see the Microsoft HQ.* Yeiga: OK, teams 2 and 3 establish a perimeter, Wej, you take team 4 and 5 to the rendezvous point. Bouncy, Chalky, Mocky, you're with me. Mr Bouncy: Shouldn't we be accompanied by anyone else? I mean, it's a bit stupid having all the main characters in one place without any extras - what if someone needs to die? Yeiga: Pah, they survived in the *pneumatic drill covers up sound briefly*. Mr Bouncy: Fair point. *The groups go their separate ways. The main characters eventually happen apon a skip.* Mock'Teeth: Let's check for weapons in that skip! *As they move towards it, something sounding very much like an Ewok screams.* Yeiga: There's something alive in there! *They peer over the lid of the skip to see that it is full of Furbies.* Furby 1: Oogy yuga dooda! Furby 2: Icha nuda wooda? Furby 3: That guy's wise! Furby 4: The long and the short. Mr Bouncy: The hell?! Furby 1: Yicha!! *The furbies attack Chalkbacca.* Chalkbacca: Argh! Get these critters off of me! Yeiga: ...Funny, I thought they'd want to help us... Chalkbacca: Erm, er... ARGH! Mr Bouncy: Oh yeah, shouldn't we help Chalky? *They fight the furbies off of Chalkbacca. He is left with a tuft of fur in his mouth.* Director: Did you say tuft? *Yes...* Director: Say it again! *OK... tuft.* Director: Nah, it didn't do anything for me... Mr Bouncy: Erm, hello? Director: Sorry! Carry on. Mock'Teeth: *Struggling.* Great Chalky, always thinking with your stomach! Yeiga: Are you having a seizure? *Mock'Teeth realises he isn't tied up and shuffles to the back.* Mr Bouncy: I have to go, I'm endangering the mission. Mock'Teeth: How so? Mr Bouncy: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Yeiga. Yeiga: Hello? Mr Bouncy: *Sigh* Can I have a quick word? Yeiga: Sure *They move to the side.* Mr Bouncy: I have to go, Yeiga, I'm endangering the mission. Yeiga: No, Bouncy, run away, far away! Mr Bouncy: That's what I'm going to do! Yeiga: But why? If he can feel your presence then leave this place. Mr Bouncy: I AM LEAVING!! Yeiga: I just don't understand, why do you need to face him? Mr Bouncy: Face who?! Yeiga: Mr Mavis! Mr Bouncy: I'm not going to, I'm just running away! Yeiga: Is it because he's your son? Mr Bouncy: He's my son, and there's more, even though you wont want to hear it. Yeiga: What are you talking about? Mr Bouncy: My family is good at programming - I'm good, my son's good, and ... my sister's good. *Yeiga inhales in expectation.* Mr Bouncy: Yes, Yeiga, you are my sister. Yeiga: No I'm not. Mr Bouncy: Yes you, wait, what? Yeiga: I can't be your sister, I was a man! Mr Bouncy: Then who is...? Yeiga: I don't know and I don't care, weren't you going to run away, far away? Mr Bouncy: No, I think I'll just get captured and taken to Microsoft HQ. Yeiga: Oh, fair enough, have fun! *Mr Bouncy runs off, we see him being beaten up by agents and dragged into Microsoft HQ* *Mock'Teeth walks up to Yeiga* Mock'Teeth: I can't remember what Han said in Return of the Jedi. Yeiga: I seem to remember Leia crying. Mock'Teeth: Go for it. *Yeiga runs off crying* Act III Scene II: Wej Antimony and teams 4 and 5 are waiting at the rendezvous point. Wej: So er... What do you guys think of Yeiga? Extra 1: Dude, she's a he. Wej: What?! Act III Scene III: Bouncy is waiting outside the CEO's office of the Microsoft HQ, with Mr Mavis. Mr Mavis: I see you have constructed a new keyboard... Mr Bouncy: Actually I just picked it up from PC World. Mr Mavis: Your skills are now complete. Mr Bouncy: They are? Mr Mavis: Apparently. *The door opens, they walk in.* Bill Gates: Ah, the young Bouncy. Mr Bouncy: Dude, I'm older than you. Bill Gates: OK then... can I interest you in Windows XP? Mr Bouncy: No thanks. Bill Gates: It has increased stability. Mr Bouncy: You said that about Windows ME, which seems to have a built in crash timer, set to detonate every time I'm just about to save my documents. Bill Gates: Yes, that's a joke feature we forgot to comment out in the final build. By the time we realised it was too late, we'd already released it and the code was so integral to Windows that we couldn't patch it, it seemed the only reason it ran was to crash. But let me cut to the chase Mr Bouncy, you're a programmer, and quite a good one, you have a firm grasp of programming basics, and I was wondering if you'd like to work for Microsoft. Mr Bouncy: Could I? Bill Gates: Yes. Mr Bouncy: Sure, yeah, when do I start? Mr Mavis: Hang on a second! You're supposed to remain true to linear programming! Mr Bouncy: Do I have to? Mr Mavis: Well, yeah, it's what Powell would have wanted. Mr Bouncy: Do you think he wanted to be digitised by your keyboard? Mr Mavis: Yeah!! That's every programmers dream, to be expressed in binary. Mr Bouncy: But surely nobody can be perfectly expressed in binary, for a start we are continuous and not discrete, and you'll also find that if you try to express us as discreet by our atoms, which are effectively discreet, you wont be able to measure us properly because of the uncertaincy principle. Mr Mavis: Oh shutup, it's sci-fi man, we have artistic license. Mr Bouncy: Fair enough. Bill Gates: Oh, Bouncy, there's one catch about working here - you have to defeat Mr Mavis if you want to work here. Mr Bouncy: OK. *They fight* Act III Scene IV: The rebels walk into the Microsoft HQ, the metal detector goes wild as they walk through. Security guard: Are you carrying any metal objects? Yeiga: You mean like these? *They all pull their sleeves back to reveal watches.* Security guard: Yeah, that'd probably be it. *They put their watches in a box and walk back through the detector, again it goes off.* Yeiga: Oh yeah, our guns!! *The rebels hand over all their guns.* Mock'Teeth: Hang on a second, don't we need those? Yeiga: Oh yeah... Chalkbacca: I suggest we go bullet time. Yeiga: Works for me. *Everything slows down, they quickly run and grab the guns and run into the lift.* Mock'Teeth: Hang on a second, weren't we meant to kill them? Yeiga: Yeah, probably, let's go back. *They get back onto the ground floor, a SWAT team is waiting for them.* Chalkbacca: Bullet time anyone? *Again everything slows down and the rebels shoot various people, occaisionally doing the odd flip and kick.* Yeiga: That's probably enough Matrix stuff for now. Mock'Teeth: Yeah, we haven't had a Star Wars quote for ages. *Wej Antimony rushes in with teams 4 and 5.* Wej: What did we miss? Yeiga: Gun fight, bullet time. Wej: Oh... Yeiga: Anyway, how about this Mainframe? *They run back to the elevator.* Act III Scene V: Mr Bouncy and Mr Mavis are fighting. *Mr Bouncy cuts off Mr Mavis's hand, a mechanical stump with flashing lights and burnt wires is left.* Mr Bouncy: Whoa, freaky. Mr Mavis: Don't worry, it's just a costume. Mr Bouncy: OK! Bill Gates: Good! Good!! Now strike your son down and take his place at my side. *Mr Bouncy's face is clearly contorted with a difficult decision to make.* Act III Scene VI: The rebels have reached the Mainframe, the lights are all switched off, it is almost pitch black. Yeiga: I can't see anything. Mock'Teeth: But how could they turn the lights off if they didn't know... that we're coming. Chalkbacca: It's a trap!! All units retreat! Yeiga: Wait a second! They probably just found out about our Matrixy sort of stuff downstairs. Mock'Teeth: Hey guys, I've found the light switch. *He flicks the lights on, there are hundreds of soldiers with their guns trained on them.* Yeiga: Ah. Mock'Teeth: Hey guys, we're just here to erm... clean the Mainframe. Soldier: Oh ok. [Calling to all soldiers] False alarm! It's just the cleaners! *All the soldiers file out, with the occaisional apologetic nod.* Chalkbacca: Nice one Tom. Yeiga: Tom? Mock'Teeth: Chalky! Shutup! Let's just blow this thing and go home. *The rebels pull out various weapons and start shooting and tearing apart the mainframe.* Act III Scene VII: Back in the HQ office. *Mr Bouncy has made up his mind, he throws his keyboard away.* Mr Bouncy: Never. I'll never get a good job. You've failed your highness, I am a linear programmer, just like Powell. Bill Gates: So be it, Bouncy. Act III Scene VIII: Mainframe central. *A soldier pops back inside and sees the rebels taking apart the Mainframe.* Soldier: Hey, wait a second... Yeiga: Oh, erm, hello? *Soldiers pour in through the door and start shooting.* Commander: Hold your fire!! That's the damned Mainframe we're supposed to protect!! Snipers only! *Snipers start to fire, occaisional bullet time moment.* Act III Scene VIII: Back in the HQ office. Bill Gates: Prepare to witness the power of this fully armed and operational super computer! [To speaker] Activate Mainframe.net! Speaker: Uh.. sir, we're having a bit of a problem with the Mainframe. Bill Gates: What? Speaker: The rebels have destroyed the Microsoft logo completely. Bill Gates: No... tell the troops I want them dead, all of them. [To Bouncy] And as for you, you will pay the price for your lack of vision, when I take over the optometry industry! Mwahahahaha!!! Mr Bouncy: j00 bastard... *Mr Mavis walks up behind Bill Gates and throws him out the window.* Mr Mavis: Oh the irony of him dying from a window... *He falls to the floor.* Mr Bouncy: Son!! *Bouncy drags Mavis to the emergency exit.* Mr Mavis: Bouncy, you must leave, Mainframe will self-destruct soon... Help me take this mask off... Mr Bouncy: But I'll die! Mr Mavis: For once, let me look on you with my own eyes... Mr Bouncy: You are looking on me with your own eyes! Mr Mavis: Fine, go!! Mr Bouncy: I can't leave you here, I've got to save you! Mr Mavis: You already have, Dave... Tell Yeiga, you've her arse... *Mr Mavis dies.* Mr Bouncy: What a freak... oh well, time to help the gang! Act III Scene IX: Mainframe. *Mr Bouncy walks in and knocks out all the soldiers expertly, occaisionally hacking and slashing with his keyboard.* Yeiga: Good work Bouncy, we were wondering where you were. Mock'Teeth: We were? Yeiga: Actually we weren't, but thanks for the help. Mr Bouncy: And now to destroy Mainframe.net... *He walks up to it and plugs his keyboard in. He opens up Word, as displayed by many monitors and writes some random stuff, then File --> Save, the Mainframe crashes. The room starts to shake and a few explosions occur.* Mr Bouncy: Let's get outta here. *As they run out the door, the Mainframe completely explodes and fire engulfs the room and flies out the door, following them as they hurtle down the corridors. They eventually reach the door and jump out and to the floor, at which point the building explodes and collapses, rubble and smoke everywhere.* Mock'Teeth: [Rocky style] YEIGA!!! Yeiga: Mocky! Mock'Teeth: YEIGA!!! Yeiga: Mocky! *They see each other and embrace. Chalkbacca and Mr Bouncy do likewise. Fade to night time, Bouncy is clutching a charred paper bag. He looks up to the sky and the film ends.*